Comments on: How Much Do Comedians Get Paid? https://www.topcomedysecrets.com/2626/comedians-paid/ Solid Information For New Comedians By Steve Roye Tue, 06 Jan 2026 00:02:53 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 By: Steve Roye https://www.topcomedysecrets.com/2626/comedians-paid/comment-page-8/#comment-7456 Thu, 25 Jul 2024 22:13:51 +0000 http://topcomedysecrets.com/?p=2626#comment-7456 In reply to Thomas Duane.

Sounding a bit needy if I must say,

]]> By: Thomas Duane https://www.topcomedysecrets.com/2626/comedians-paid/comment-page-8/#comment-7411 Tue, 23 Jul 2024 15:12:02 +0000 http://topcomedysecrets.com/?p=2626#comment-7411 In reply to Stacey Stacy.

What kind of immediate response is this?

You make no mention of my requirements or what I have written. Is this how I and others can expect your help? You just ignore pertinent information shared and then drop show business idiom’s?

How rude

]]> By: Thomas Duane https://www.topcomedysecrets.com/2626/comedians-paid/comment-page-8/#comment-7410 Tue, 23 Jul 2024 15:05:55 +0000 http://topcomedysecrets.com/?p=2626#comment-7410 Will you really teach me how to develop an act that generates big laughs? What if rather than paying you, I give you 1% of my net profits for life if you personally coach me? What if I’m the next Sebastian or Dave? That would be some serious bread for getting me over the proverbial hump, eh? Your position within my world would eventually change from coach to corner guy to possiby nut waxer.
I know what you’re thinking, all that sounds good except the nut waxing, but I like shiny clean balls and you think I am waxing them? No way.. I pay to have that done.

The way I see it, is after I make it big I’ll have no use for you but my nuts, well that’s another story entirely. They will forever need 2 kind and skillful hands to properly apply the hot wax, spread it ever so gently extending from nut 1 to nut 2 and eventually stopping the application at the end of my taint. Now they will wait for the wax to dry and then quickly rip off the paper removal apparatus relieving me of the wiry filth masquerading as pubic hair.

When that day arrives I will refer to you as “Mr. Taintman”

But until that day, I am an open book and am willing to listen and take your direction and advice.

Think of it as Daniel-son and Mr.Miyagi except when Daniel-son learns Miyagi’s ways, rather than continuing to respect him by washing his cars, painting his fences and slaving away for the day little shit, Daniel-son realizes he has reached his peak and when this happens he immediately drops trow and takes a mammoth New Jersey Shit on Miyagi’s rosy red jap-cheeks.

Now this is not an insult. So don’t take it that way. If it’s part of the job description ( to be abused by your employer ), this is all and will be considered “o.k.”.

I wouldn’t actually shit on your cheeks. Even though you’ll be awfully close to my taint, I promise you it won’t happen. I could drop a SoundCloud on you though. But that’s like thunder without lightning. Nothing to worry about for 3 out of your 5 senses.

I am interested in this and what you have to offer, so please get back with me.

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